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I love Alan Rickman. J.K. Rowling told him Snape’s entire background story before they filmed the first movie so that he would understand Snape’s character, now watching these movies a second or third+ time is so great, because then you see strange or subtle little things Snape does, facial expressions, odd glances, ect, and you can be like “Thats why he did that!”

Like here, he sees Harry, and you can tell he is noticing how much he resembles his father, but there is no doubt that he also saw Lily’s eyes there too, then he notices that Harry’s scar is bothering him, and looks suspiciously at Quirrel because he knows he could be up to something. He already hates Harry so much because he’s a constant reminder of the love he lost and who he lost her to, and yet he tries to keep him safe from the first second he sees him. He doesn’t even have to think about it, he sees that something could put Lily’s son in danger and he instantly starts to put the pieces together to keep him safe.

RULE NUMER ONE: EVERYTIME YOU SEE THIS IN YOUR DASH YOU HAVE TO REBLOG IT.

Not a fan of Snape as a character BUT DAT ACTING DOE

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sixpenceee:

Doesn’t that look beautiful?

Like something you’d find on one of those soft/pale/rosy/grunge blogs? 

Well nothing too rosy on my blog. 

The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams. 

Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.

It’s always the things I google expecting to be false that wind up being horribly true.

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"It’s relatively common for people to assume they can jump the creek, walk across its stones or even wade through it (again, just looking at it, the Strid really seems to be only knee-deep in places, and certainly not the instant, precipitous drop into a watery grave that it is). Most of the time, they never even find the body. Which means there are just dozens of corpses down there, pinned to the walls of the underground chasms, waiting for you to join them…"

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mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

  • Socialism:

    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

  • Communism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

  • Fascism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

  • Nazism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

  • Bureaucratism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

  • Traditional Capitalism:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

  • An American Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

  • A French Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

  • Japanese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

  • An Italian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

  • A Swiss Corporation:

    You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

  • Chinese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

  • An Iraqi Corporation:

    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

  • Counter Culture:

    'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

  • Surrealism:

    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

  • Apathyologism:

    You have 2 cows. You do not care.

  • Fatalist:

    You have 2 doomed cows...

  • Atheism:

    You have 2 cows. There is no God.

  • A West-Country Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

  • A Brazilian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

  • Russia:

    You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

  • PETA:

    You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

  • Moffat:

    You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

  • Hussie:

    You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

  • Romney:

    You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

  • Once-ler:

    You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

  • Old Spice:

    You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

  • An Irish Corporation:

    You have a million cows because they're everywhere

  • Tumblr:

    You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

  • Also Tumblr:

    I give you a hamburger.

  • Night Vale:

    You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?

  • Tom Hiddleston:

    You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.

  • Thranduil:

    You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.

  • Dwarves:

    You had two cows but now they're on fire.

  • Bilbo Baggins:

    You did not invite those two cows for dinner.

  • Cows:

    The shit you go through.

  • This post:

    Started off as a post that explained different governments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

  • Achievement Hunter:

    You have one cow and he gets put in a hole.

  • Captain America:

    You have two cows, one is brainwashed and the other falls out of plane. The first jumps out after him. Everyone cries a lot.

  • Hannibal Lecter:

    Doesn't have any cows, but somehow still has hamburger

  • Will Graham:

    Rescues 2 cows and 5 more dogs. He now has 13 dogs and 2 cows living on his property. This is his design

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